[情報] 火箭前冠軍Maxwell:鬍子應登報感謝脫衣舞孃

來源: Vernon Maxwell推特 網址: https://twitter.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/1349781710838394882 "If I’m the beard I’m taking a page out in the Houston Observer thanking all the dancers in town for the past 8 years." 「若我是鬍子的話，我會在休士頓報紙Observer上買下一頁，感謝全市所有的脫衣舞孃， 謝謝她們過去的8年時光。」 -- Reddit鄉民表示: "If I'm the dancers in town I’m taking a page out in the Houston Observer thanking the beard for the past 8 years." 「若我是本市的脫衣舞孃，我會在休士頓報紙Observer買下一頁，感謝鬍子這8年來的照 顧。」 "That's what I was going to say - I think he's got it backwards. Harden might've put some kids through college and he has no idea." 「我也是這樣想的--我認為Maxwell講反了。鬍子可能幫助了某些小孩子上了大學可是他自 己都不知道呢。」 "Let’s just hope for his sake he doesn’t end up having to pay for a few of his accidental kids" 「我們就幫鬍子祈禱，希望他不要最後得真的要幫一些"意外"的小孩付學費。」 "gonna be a bunch of bearded 3 point chuckers in about 20 years coming out of houston" 「20年後休士頓會有一堆長鬍子的狂投3分球的球員了。」 "What a great philantropist" 「真是個大善人啊~~」 "Houston strip clubs gotta re-forecast their year’s finances now that this man is gone" 「現在鬍子走了，休士頓的脫衣舞廳得要重新做財務預測了。」 "First the pandemic, now this." 「一開始是疫情，現在是鬍子走了。」 "Harden is truly a man of charity. Countless women he put through college and helped them achieve their financial goals" 「鬍子是個真正的慈善家。他幫助了無數的女人念完大學，幫助她們達到財務自由。」 "ESPN: Is James Harden doing more to stimulate local businesses than the government? Yes." 「ESPN報導: 鬍子對於刺激當地企業做的比政府還多嗎? 沒錯！」 "Pretty sure he thanked them already, one dollar bill at a time." 「很確定他應該有感謝過她們，一次給一塊錢就是了。」 -- 笑死 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.222.1.181 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/NBA/M.1610701308.A.43C.html