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[花邊] 馬刺官方宣布Wembanyama不穿鞋7尺3.5吋
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Wembanyama took off his shoes, straightened his back, stood still, and
allowed his new employers to take a true scientific accounting of the
distance between the top of his scalp and the soles of his feet. The exact
number, per a Spurs official? Seven feet, three-and-one-half inches.
Wembanyama脫下鞋子站穩穩的挺直了背,讓新雇主用科學的方式量測頭頂到腳底的距離
正確的數字是多少呢? 馬刺官方:「7尺3.5吋」
這則報導完全就是短話長說,網友也對於寫得像同人小說感到有趣,底下紛紛歪樓
Jason Tatum unlocked his safe, pulled out his birth certificate, stood
still, and allowed his new employers to take a true scientific accounting of
the amount of time between the day he was born and today. The exact number,
per a Boston Celtics official? Seventeen-and-one-half years.
Tatum打開保險箱拿出了出生證明,站著不動讓新雇主用科學的方式量測出生那天到今天
總共有多少時間. 正確的數字是多少? 賽爾提克官方:「17.5年」
Ben Simmons opened up his instagram, cashed another game check, conducted
long internal discussion to choose the right sunglasses, pulled down his
pants, stood still, and allowed his new employers to take a true scientific
accounting of the amount of testicular fortitude that he currently possesses.
The exact number, per a Brooklyn Nets official? Zero point five testicular
fortitudes
Simmons打開IG兌換了薪水,對選擇正確的太陽眼鏡展開了長時間的討論,他脫下褲子站
好,讓新雇主用科學的方式量測蛋蛋現在的硬度. 正確的數字是多少?籃網官方「硬度0.5」
Kelvin Benjamin took off his belt, pushed out his stomach, stood still, and
allowed his new employers to take a true scientific accounting of the mass
between the top of his scalp and the soles of his feet. The exact number, per
a Golden Corrall official? Three hundred, eighty five pounds.
Benjamin(被質疑過胖的NFL球員)解下皮帶挺起肚子站好,讓新雇主用科學的方式從頭頂
到腳頂的質量. 正確的數字是多少呢? 吃到飽餐廳官方:「385磅」
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