[正妹] 一些家庭失和的徵兆

https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR02.jpg https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR_01.gif 徵兆1: conversations often begin with put the gun down and then we can talk 談話通常是由"把槍放下, 然後我們再來談!" 開始 https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR_02.gif 徵兆2: The school principal has your number on speed dial 校長有你家電話號碼的快速撥通 https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR_03.gif 徵兆3: People have trouble understanding your kids because they learn to speak through clenched teeth 人們很難理解你孩子的表達, 因為他們已學會雌牙裂嘴的說話 https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR_04.gif 徵兆4: You're trying to get your four year old to switch to decaffeinated 你正試圖讓四歲孩子改喝不含咖啡因飲料 https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR_05.gif 徵兆5: Family meetings are often mediated by law enforcement officials 家庭會議通常經由調解官員介入 https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR_06.gif https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR00.jpg https://d.img.vision/dddshay/TMFSR01.jpg -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 118.161.142.238 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Beauty/M.1702968190.A.DA6.html